April 28th, 2013
dgarland05
April 23rd, 2013
dgarland05

“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
- Neil Gaiman.

Dragons Are Too Seldom.

To actually see an actual marine monster
Is one of the things that do before I die I wonster.
Should you ask me if I desire to meet the bashful inhabitant of Loch Ness.
I could only say yes.
Often my eye with moisture dims
When I think that it has never been my good fortune to gaze on one of Nature’s whims.
Far from ever having seen a Gorgon
I haven’t even seen the midget that sat in the lap of Mr. Morgan.
Indeed I never much thought about Mr. Morgan’s having a lap because just the way you go into churches and notice the stained glass more than the apses
When you think about multi-millionaires you don’t think about their laps as much as their lapses;
But it seems that they do have laps which is one human touch that brings them a little closer to me and you,
And maybe they even go so far as to sometimes have hiccups too.
But regular monsters like sea serpents don’t have laps or hiccups or any other characteristic that is human
And I would rather see a second-rate monster such as a mermaid than a first-rate genius such as John Bunyan or Schiaparelli or Schubert or Schumann;
Yes, I would rather see one of the sirens
Than two Lord Byrons,
And if I knew that when I got there I could see Cyclops or Scylla and Charybdis or Pegasus
I would willingly walk on my hands from here to Dallas, Tegasus,
Because I don’t mean to be satirical,
But where there’s a monster there’s a miracle,
And after a thorough study of current affairs, I have concluded with regret
That the world can profitably use all the miracles it can get,
And I think life would be a lot less demoralizing
If instead of sitting around in front of the radio listening to torture singers sing torture songs we sat around listening to the Lorelei loreleising.

- Ogden Nash

April 11th, 2013
dgarland05

“There is a crack, a crack in everything that is how the light gets in…” - L.Cohen


wikipedia.org/wiki/Raku_ware

April 10th, 2013
dgarland05

“The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar.

“His Holiness in his robes is my new action hero…”

April 7th, 2013
dgarland05
A Thing About Things
Amanda Palmer
Live at Bard College 2013.04.07

amandapalmer:

a new song, written at bard the other day and then recorded last night (april 6th) at my show with neil… this is the first song i’ve written in a few years.
titling it was hard. neil wins for now, it’s called “The Thing About Things”. but maybe it’ll change.

many thanks to Andrew Geha for recording it/sharing.
quickie audio cleanup, EQ’ing, and art by sean francis @indeciSEAN).

April 7th, 2013
dgarland05

Sunday Morning. I hope you all got A’s on your math tests.

March 14th, 2013
dgarland05

#london #buddhism #Monks #castIron #museums #art

March 14th, 2013
dgarland05

#london #piercing #museums #art

March 14th, 2013
dgarland05

#museums #earplugs #BodyModification #Piercing #art #london

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